Retirement Plan T-shirt
Retirement Plan T-shirt
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Details + Materials
Details + Materials
Meet your new favorite tee, crafted from the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Designed to fit and flatter everyone, this unisex shirt offers a relaxed fit, making it perfect for everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt delivers an incredibly soft, lived-in feel thanks to its garment-dyed finish.
- Medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed for a signature soft texture and vintage look
- Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- No side seams, preserving its tubular shape
- Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention
This Comfort Colors tee combines timeless style with unmatched comfort, ready to become a staple in any wardrobe.
Description
Description
Yes, there is a retirement plan, and it involves a rocking chair, a yarn basket, and an unreasonable number of bearded dragons. This funny bearded dragon t-shirt features a cozy grandma scene with a whole squad of reptiles living their best lives at her feet. Perfect for bearded dragon owners, reptile lovers, beardie moms, and anyone whose dream future includes peace, plants, and becoming a full-time lizard wrangler. Because some people retire to golf. You retire to dragons.
Size Chart
Size Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Note: Due to the nature of pigment dye, wash separately before wearing to prevent color bleeding.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
- Free Shipping: On orders over $75!
- Processing Time: Orders ship within 5 days of purchase. Delivery typically takes 2-5 days once shipped.
Returns:
- We want you to love your order. If something's not right, contact us within 30 days for a full refund on incorrect, damaged, or defective items.
- To be eligible, items must be unused and in their original condition.
Questions? Email us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com.
Refund policy subject to change.
Bearded dragons never looked so cool.
Original artwork. Made for reptile owners.
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