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In Case of Sadness T-shirt

In Case of Sadness T-shirt

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Crazy Soft Feel
Relaxed Fit
Made in Texas

Details + Materials

Meet your new favorite tee, crafted from the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Designed to fit and flatter everyone, this unisex shirt offers a relaxed fit, making it perfect for everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt delivers an incredibly soft, lived-in feel thanks to its garment-dyed finish.

  • Medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a signature soft texture and vintage look
  • Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • No side seams, preserving its tubular shape
  • Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

This Comfort Colors tee combines timeless style with unmatched comfort, ready to become a staple in any wardrobe.

Description

Sometimes life hits hard. Luckily, this shirt hits harder…emotionally. Featuring an emergency “break glass” display with the ultimate serotonin booster (a ridiculously cute bearded dragon), this tee is here to remind you that happiness is never more than one adorable lizard away. Whether you're battling the blues or just love a solid pun with your reptile fashion, this funny bearded dragon shirt is perfect for lizard lovers who believe in comfort, cuddles, and cold-blooded companionship. Warning: may cause strangers to smile at your chest.

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Care Instructions

Machine cold wash only (max temperature 30° Celsius or 90° Fahrenheit) with like-colored garments. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach. Iron or steam on low heat if needed. Do not dry clean.
Note: Due to the nature of pigment dye, wash separately before wearing to prevent color bleeding.

Shipping & Returns

 Shipping & Returns

  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75!
  • Processing Time: Orders ship within 5 days of purchase. Delivery typically takes 2-5 days once shipped.

Returns:

  • We want you to love your order. If something's not right, contact us within 30 days for a full refund on incorrect, damaged, or defective items.
  • To be eligible, items must be unused and in their original condition.

Questions? Email us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com.

Refund policy subject to change.

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Cold Blooded Merch — three models wearing bearded dragon t-shirts

Original artwork. Made for reptile owners.

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Size Guide — Comfort Colors 1717 ×
Unisex, relaxed fit. Model is 5'10", wearing a size M.
SizeChestLengthSleeveFits
S36-38"28"8"34-36"
M40-42"29"8.5"38-40"
L44-46"30"9"42-44"
XL48-50"31"9.5"46-48"
2XL52-54"32"10"50-52"
Runs true to size, roomy through the body — size down if you prefer a fitted look.
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