He yearns. For what, unclear. He has a temperature controlled home, a full bug budget, and a staff member who checks on him constantly. And still, some evenings, he presses himself against the glass and gazes out at a world he would like to imagine himself in. This funny bearded dragon shirt is for anyone who has caught their dragon mid-daydream and quietly respected it. A vintage western reptile tee for beardie owners and lizard people everywhere.