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Bearded Dragon Golfer T-shirt

Bearded Dragon Golfer T-shirt

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✦ Crazy Soft Feel
✦ Relaxed Fit
✦ Made in Texas

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Meet your new favorite tee, crafted from the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Designed to fit and flatter everyone, this unisex shirt offers a relaxed fit, making it perfect for everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt delivers an incredibly soft, lived-in feel thanks to its garment-dyed finish.

  • Medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a signature soft texture and vintage look
  • Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • No side seams, preserving its tubular shape
  • Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

This Comfort Colors tee combines timeless style with unmatched comfort, ready to become a staple in any wardrobe.

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We Care About Your Satisfaction

At Cold Blooded Merch, your happiness is our priority. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, we're here to make it right. We believe in our products, but if they don't meet your expectations, you deserve your money back.

Our Money-Back Guarantee:

  • If your item is incorrect, damaged, or defective, we will issue a full refund.
  • You have up to 30 days from the purchase date to initiate a return.

Return Eligibility:

  • Returns must be initiated within 30 days of your purchase.
  • The item must be unused and in the same condition as when you received it.

How to Return an Item:

  1. Contact us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com with your order details.
  2. We'll guide you through the process and provide return instructions.

We're here to answer any questions and ensure you have a great experience. If you have any concerns or need assistance, reach out to us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com.

Please note: This refund policy is subject to change at any time without notice.

Shipping & Returns

 Shipping & Returns

  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75!
  • Processing Time: Orders ship within 5 days of purchase. Delivery typically takes 2-5 days once shipped.

Returns:

  • We want you to love your order. If something's not right, contact us within 30 days for a full refund on incorrect, damaged, or defective items.
  • To be eligible, items must be unused and in their original condition.

Questions? Email us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com.

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Bearded dragons never looked so cool.

Cold Blooded Merch — three models wearing bearded dragon t-shirts

Original artwork. Made for reptile owners.

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Angel R.

Can't wait to buy more ❤️ Love the look and feel, not too thin and not too thick. Hopefully holds up in the wash over time.

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Andre G.

Ok they are hilarious for putting this on a shirt!! 90s kids represent

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Matt C.

Excellent quality and would highly recommend to other owners and breaking bad fans.

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Anonymous
good quality

good quality shirt thanks

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Braden J.

Dope design that gets a lot of laughs.

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Jamie M.

Eat your vegetables heck yes! My students thought this was hilarious and I love how soft the shirt is.

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J.T.C.

Very impressed with quality of shirt. You never know what to expect with these small indie brands but so when I got the shirt I was pleasantly surprised. Will probably buy more.

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Josh F.

Fast delivery and perfect fit. Looks better in person.

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Jada B.

My kids think its hilarious that my shirt now tells them to eat their veggies too! But hey at least its cute.

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Taylor A.

Wearing this shirt right now as I type. Maintained its quality after wash and is holding up well.

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Walt H.

Dope design. I dig it.

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Riley C.

Ohmygosh I can’t say enough good things about this product. It’s really become a staple in my casual capsule wardrobe to throw on with bike shorts or leggings. You never see clothes that celebrate how amazing reptiles are so this is something special.

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Amy P.

It doesn’t matter if I’m watching Netflix, walking my dog, chilling with my gecko, grabbing brunch… this is MY favorite shirt. It’s so silly I love it.

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Brittany L.

I bought this shirt as a prank for my mom who is deathly afraid of my son’s bearded dragon but adores all things Brady Bunch! She definitely got the joke but hasn’t worn the shirt. I might steal it back from her and wear it myself because it’s cute.

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Jessica F.

Wonderful customer service! Had a small sizing question and was helped by someone (can’t remember name – sorry!) quickly. Shirt got here the other day and I’ve already washed and worn it.

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Kaley P.

Very girly design that shows even us beardie mamas can be fashion forward and feminine.

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Mathew H.

Great shirt and funny design. I like it.

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