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Assistant to the Bearded Manager T-shirt

Assistant to the Bearded Manager T-shirt

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✦ Crazy Soft Feel
✦ Relaxed Fit
✦ Made in Texas

Details + Materials

Meet your new favorite tee, crafted from the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Designed to fit and flatter everyone, this unisex shirt offers a relaxed fit, making it perfect for everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt delivers an incredibly soft, lived-in feel thanks to its garment-dyed finish.

  • Medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a signature soft texture and vintage look
  • Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • No side seams, preserving its tubular shape
  • Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

This Comfort Colors tee combines timeless style with unmatched comfort, ready to become a staple in any wardrobe.

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Care Instructions

Machine cold wash only (max temperature 30° Celsius or 90° Fahrenheit) with like-colored garments. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach. Iron or steam on low heat if needed. Do not dry clean.
Note: Due to the nature of pigment dye, wash separately before wearing to prevent color bleeding.

Shipping & Returns

 Shipping & Returns

  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75!
  • Processing Time: Orders ship within 5 days of purchase. Delivery typically takes 2-5 days once shipped.

Returns:

  • We want you to love your order. If something's not right, contact us within 30 days for a full refund on incorrect, damaged, or defective items.
  • To be eligible, items must be unused and in their original condition.

Questions? Email us at support@coldbloodedmerch.com.

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Bearded dragons never looked so cool.

Cold Blooded Merch — three models wearing bearded dragon t-shirts

Original artwork. Made for reptile owners.

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Angel R.

Can't wait to buy more ❤️ Love the look and feel, not too thin and not too thick. Hopefully holds up in the wash over time.

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Andre G.

Ok they are hilarious for putting this on a shirt!! 90s kids represent

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Matt C.

Excellent quality and would highly recommend to other owners and breaking bad fans.

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Anonymous
good quality

good quality shirt thanks

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Braden J.

Dope design that gets a lot of laughs.

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Jamie M.

Eat your vegetables heck yes! My students thought this was hilarious and I love how soft the shirt is.

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J.T.C.

Very impressed with quality of shirt. You never know what to expect with these small indie brands but so when I got the shirt I was pleasantly surprised. Will probably buy more.

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Josh F.

Fast delivery and perfect fit. Looks better in person.

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Jada B.

My kids think its hilarious that my shirt now tells them to eat their veggies too! But hey at least its cute.

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Taylor A.

Wearing this shirt right now as I type. Maintained its quality after wash and is holding up well.

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Walt H.

Dope design. I dig it.

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Riley C.

Ohmygosh I can’t say enough good things about this product. It’s really become a staple in my casual capsule wardrobe to throw on with bike shorts or leggings. You never see clothes that celebrate how amazing reptiles are so this is something special.

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Amy P.

It doesn’t matter if I’m watching Netflix, walking my dog, chilling with my gecko, grabbing brunch… this is MY favorite shirt. It’s so silly I love it.

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Brittany L.

I bought this shirt as a prank for my mom who is deathly afraid of my son’s bearded dragon but adores all things Brady Bunch! She definitely got the joke but hasn’t worn the shirt. I might steal it back from her and wear it myself because it’s cute.

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Jessica F.

Wonderful customer service! Had a small sizing question and was helped by someone (can’t remember name – sorry!) quickly. Shirt got here the other day and I’ve already washed and worn it.

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Kaley P.

Very girly design that shows even us beardie mamas can be fashion forward and feminine.

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Mathew H.

Great shirt and funny design. I like it.

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