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Only Scales T-shirt
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My Puppy T-shirt
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People are Creepy T-shirt
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Retirement Plan T-shirt
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Activities for Reptile Owners T-shirt
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Not Afraid to Get a Lil' Dirty T-shirt
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Why Customers Love Cold Blooded Merch
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MONTHLY DESIGN DROPS
We like to keep things fun and fresh, which is why our team stays active in creating and launching new designs each month.
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MADE WITH LOVE
Our designs are printed on premium tees and utilize smart ink technology that helps prevent early fading and bleeding in wash.
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100% UNIQUE DESIGNS
Our team of graphic designers have gone above and beyond to curate 100% unique designs that you won't find elsewhere.
Limited Edition Fall & Halloween Designs
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Hognose Holler T-shirt
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Fall Vibes T-shirt
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My Last Flying F T-shirt
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I'm Literally Just a Girl T-Shirt
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Spooky Trio T-shirt
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Long Live Spooky Season T-shirt
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Toil and Trouble T-shirt
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Celebrating Reptiles, One Design at a Time
Cold Blooded Merch is more than a clothing brand. It’s a community for reptile lovers who want to flip the script on how our scaly friends are seen. Reptiles deserve to be celebrated, not misunderstood, and every design is made to give them the spotlight they deserve.
Let customers speak for us
from 55 reviewsThe west coast style aesthetic is so dope. I love how the bearded dragon looks too!
My nephew loved his shirt! His mom said he refused to wear anything else for picture day.
LOVE twinning with my sister and mom in this shirt! Lifelong reptile rescuers woot woot!
Very impressed with quality of shirt. You never know what to expect with these small indie brands but so when I got the shirt I was pleasantly surprised. Will probably buy more.
Dope design. I dig it.
So funny! Sometimes I feel like a bearded dragon would do a better job as president than any of the actual candidates…
Never thought I’d see my two favorite things on a t-shirt (bearded dragon and sushi). Instant buy.
Vibrant colors and funny graphic. I’m obsessed with The Bear so when I saw this I nearly died. Def recommend to all my fellow fans of the show or those who work in professional kitchens.
Ohmygosh I can’t say enough good things about this product. It’s really become a staple in my casual capsule wardrobe to throw on with bike shorts or leggings. You never see clothes that celebrate how amazing reptiles are so this is something special.
Perfect fit and design for hubby. No complaints other than maybe offering more colors.
Very very cute and girly and fits well for my body type.
Buena camiseta muy cómoda.
Fast delivery and perfect fit. Looks better in person.
Hilarious!!! Love the sassy factor and how much it adds personality to my everyday outfits.
The perfect gift for the most perfect grandson who loves his gecko like no other. Good quality t-shirt that feels soft.